Sorry, I Can’t. I’ve Got a Dog T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
A complete sentence. A complete explanation.
This minimalist tee says everything without saying too much. The statement sits quietly on the chest — direct, unapologetic, and instantly understood by anyone who’s ever rearranged their day around a dog.
Crafted from soft, midweight cotton with a relaxed classic fit, it’s made for comfort that lasts beyond the excuse itself. Wear it on busy days, cancelled plans, or whenever honesty feels easier than over-explaining.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a smooth, durable finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulders
- Crisp front text print with a small sleeve detail
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified
- EU-compliant with a 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on print
- Do not dry clean
Disclaimer
White colour variants may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
EU representative: MiSQue, hello@misque.co.uk, 64 Hillfield Drive, Wirral, ENG, CH61 6UJ, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean