Plans Were Made. The Dog Disagreed. T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
And the dog won.
This piece leans into the quiet reality of dog ownership: intentions are optional, priorities are not. The clean typography keeps the humour dry and understated — never loud, never forced.
Made from durable, midweight cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s designed for everyday wear that adapts to last-minute changes. Comfortable enough for long walks, flexible enough for plans that don’t survive first contact.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a smooth, durable finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulders
- Crisp front text print with a small sleeve detail
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
- Ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified
- EU-compliant with a 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on print
- Do not dry clean
Disclaimer
White colour variants may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
EU representative: MiSQue, hello@misque.co.uk, 64 Hillfield Drive, Wirral, ENG, CH61 6UJ, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean